To Charles' boyfriend ❤️

Hello! I'm reaching out to you directly, for a few reasons:

• You're dating Charles and you've bookmarked this website: it's obvious you're a man of exceptional taste.
• Charles has been a bit...ahem...non-committal with his travel plans to the PNW. As his boyfriend, I thought you might be interested in knowing about his unwillingness to, you know, commit to things. 🚩
• With each passing day, it becomes more clear that Charles needs some nudging if this is ever going to happen.

Okay, so where do you come in? Why should you convince Charles to visit drag Charles here kicking and screaming?

• It's almost summer, and the PNW is stunning in the summertime. Even the pale, middle-aged, home-owning goths come out to garden and mow their lawns. (This is true, I'm not making this up at all.)
• Charles is really, really, really good at running teams. His team will be fine if he takes some time off. His company builds Excel for construction workers. You know what construction workers never do? Work. They won't even notice if the app crashes for a week. I promise you.
• I will buy you brunch. Mimosas (plural), hashbrowns, pancakes, whatever you want. All on me. Charles can pay for himself.
• This might be the only place left he hasn't visited at this point? See graphic below.

With desperation, your friend Nathan